{"product_id":"embroidered-festive-under-protest-crewneck","title":"Embroidered Festive Under Protest Crewneck | Sarcastic Christmas","description":"Festive. Under protest.\n\nThis is the embroidered version of our best-selling Festive Under Protest crewneck: the same bold FESTIVE in forest green thread with \"under protest\" stitched underneath in brick red. About 4.5 inches wide, centered on the chest, so it reads clearly without taking over the sweatshirt. Thread has a texture and depth print can't match, and it will outlast the sweatshirt.\n\nTHE SWEATSHIRT\n- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck, 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton-poly fleece\n- Unisex, roomy fit. Most women wear their usual size for a relaxed fit, one size up for the slouchy look.\n- Laid flat, chest across x length: S 20x27\", M 22x28\", L 24x29\", XL 26x30\", 2XL 28x31\", 3XL 30x32\", 4XL 32x33\", 5XL 34x34\".\n- Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband; double-needle stitched seams\n- Colors: Sand, White, Sport Grey\n\nTHE STITCHING\n- Professionally digitized and machine embroidered, 2 thread colors\n- Design about 4.5\" wide on the center chest\n- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly over the embroidery\n\nSHIPPING\nEmbroidered to order in the USA, usually ships in 2-5 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $35.\n\nThe printed version (crewneck, hoodie, tee, tote and stickers) is in our shop too - search \"Festive Under Protest\".\n\nFor the person who shows up to the party, wears the sweater, and would still rather be on the couch. Ugly-sweater party approved, Christmas-morning approved, introvert approved.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":68195278782685,"sku":"16875099722664962561","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195278815453,"sku":"19261200796575909494","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":68195278848221,"sku":"11640684889881829844","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":68195278880989,"sku":"55227919637171989826","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195278913757,"sku":"20234967612801873875","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":68195278946525,"sku":"21003659994635392288","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":68195278979293,"sku":"65095698886613339348","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195279012061,"sku":"28339317286350641020","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":68195279044829,"sku":"10523380497570227582","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":68195279077597,"sku":"10061132981113614487","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195279110365,"sku":"19130057367843359673","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":68195279143133,"sku":"26335700936769970884","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":68195279175901,"sku":"28220485172105824750","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195279208669,"sku":"28425009215425143472","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":68195279241437,"sku":"10332999572257252189","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":68195279274205,"sku":"15609860674958059205","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195279306973,"sku":"12154326143263826812","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":68195279339741,"sku":"21940846160316479777","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195279372509,"sku":"18648233605228332442","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":68195279405277,"sku":"33146856239998286289","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68195279438045,"sku":"13452809950974467114","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":68195279470813,"sku":"16031627595234901740","price":64.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0860\/4975\/1261\/files\/5031540982399341135_2048.jpg?v=1792028678","url":"https:\/\/peopledoutco.com\/products\/embroidered-festive-under-protest-crewneck","provider":"Peopled Out Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}