Woman in a cozy sweatshirt next to a golden retriever in a cabin at Christmas
Woman in a cozy sweatshirt next to a golden retriever in a cabin at Christmas

hi. you look tired.

Sweatshirts for people who are peopled out.

Funny, heavyweight crewnecks and hoodies for nurses, teachers, dog moms and anyone who would rather be home. For you, or your work bestie. Printed to order in the USA.

Funny, heavyweight sweatshirts for nurses, teachers and dog moms. Printed to order in the USA.

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who are we shopping for?

Pick your person.

Every design is made for one very specific human. For you, or your work bestie.

Nurses
for the

Nurses

For you or your work bestie. Night shift approved.

Teachers
for the

Teachers

By a teacher's friend, for the teacher. Not from a student.

Dog Moms
for the

Dog Moms

For the one who cancelled plans. Again.

Christmas
for anyone

Christmas

Festive, under protest. Gifts that get worn.

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one joke, five ways to wear it

Every design comes as all of these.

Pick the person, then pick the thing. Same print, same colors, same cozy.

Crewneck

Crewneck

from $43

Gildan 18000, heavyweight, roomy

Hoodie

Hoodie

from $47

Gildan 18500, double-lined hood

T-Shirt

T-Shirt

from $26

Bella+Canvas 3001, soft & light

Tote Bag

Tote Bag

$19.99

Cotton canvas, fits a laptop

Stickers

Stickers

from $4.99

Kiss-cut, waterproof, 2" to 6"

how it's made
from a cabin in ohio

Every order is made when you place it.

No warehouse, no overstock. The joke gets sketched at the kitchen table, printed on heavyweight fleece in the USA, and packed with a thank-you note (and a sticker, because stickers).

  1. Sketch the jokeOne very specific person in mind, every time.
  2. Printed to order in the USAHeavyweight Gildan fleece, direct-to-garment print.
  3. Packed with a notePlus a sticker. Ships in 2–5 business days.
See how it's made
Cream hoodie hanging on a cabin door with a golden retriever lying belowheavyweight
the fine print, minus the fine print

Cozy enough to live in. Funny enough to get asked about.

Heavyweight fleece, a print that doesn't crack, and a joke made for one very specific person. If you're buying it as a gift, they will wear it. If you're buying it for yourself, you will not take it off.

  • Gildan 18000 crewneck & 18500 hoodie, 8 oz heavyweight fleece
  • Direct-to-garment print that's soft to the touch, not plasticky
  • True to size with a roomy cut; size up for oversized
  • Printed to order in the USA, ships in 2–5 business days
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Thanksgiving & everyday

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Free US shipping $35+

One sweatshirt gets you there. Ships in 2–5 business days.

Printed to order in the USA

Made when you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Buy any 3, save 15%

Nurse Week, new grads, the whole night shift. Automatic at checkout.

True to size, roomy fit

Heavyweight Gildan fleece. Size up if you want it oversized.