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Embroidered Festive Under Protest Crewneck | Sarcastic Christmas

Embroidered Festive Under Protest Crewneck | Sarcastic Christmas

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🚚 Free US shipping on $35+ · printed to order, ships in 2–5 business days

Buy any 3, save 15% at checkout. Nurse Week, new grads, the whole night shift, or just you three times.

Fit check

Elliot is 5'6" and usually a S. Same sweatshirt, three sizes:

fitted
S fitted
relaxed
M relaxedher pick
oversized
L oversized

Usually S? Take M for the relaxed look, L if you want it slouchy.

For you, or your work bestie. Every design is written for one specific person, not a generic gift aisle.

Festive. Under protest. This is the embroidered version of our best-selling Festive Under Protest crewneck: the same bold FESTIVE in forest green thread with "under protest" stitched underneath in brick red. About 4.5 inches wide, centered on the chest, so it reads clearly without taking over the sweatshirt. Thread has a texture and depth print can't match, and it will outlast the sweatshirt. THE SWEATSHIRT - Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck, 8 oz, 50/50 cotton-poly fleece - Unisex, roomy fit. Most women wear their usual size for a relaxed fit, one size up for the slouchy look. - Laid flat, chest across x length: S 20x27", M 22x28", L 24x29", XL 26x30", 2XL 28x31", 3XL 30x32", 4XL 32x33", 5XL 34x34". - Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband; double-needle stitched seams - Colors: Sand, White, Sport Grey THE STITCHING - Professionally digitized and machine embroidered, 2 thread colors - Design about 4.5" wide on the center chest - Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly over the embroidery SHIPPING Embroidered to order in the USA, usually ships in 2-5 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $35. The printed version (crewneck, hoodie, tee, tote and stickers) is in our shop too - search "Festive Under Protest". For the person who shows up to the party, wears the sweater, and would still rather be on the couch. Ugly-sweater party approved, Christmas-morning approved, introvert approved.

Size chart

Gildan 18000 crewneck · unisex, roomy fit. Measurements in inches, laid flat. Size up for oversized.

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Chest (across)2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334

Most women wear their usual size for a relaxed fit, one size up for the slouchy look.

Fabric & care

Crewneck: Gildan 18000, 50/50 cotton-poly 8 oz fleece. Hoodie: Gildan 18500, same fleece with a double-lined hood. Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001, 100% airlume cotton (heathers blended).

Wash cold inside out, tumble low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Shipping & returns

Everything is printed to order in the USA and ships in 2–5 business days, then 2–5 days in transit. US orders over $35 ship free.

Wrong size? Message us within 30 days and we'll sort it out. Misprints and damage are replaced free, just send a photo.

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Free US shipping $35+

One sweatshirt gets you there.

Printed to order in the USA

Ships in 2–5 business days.

Buy any 3, save 15%

Automatic at checkout. Crews, grads, Nurse Week.

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