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Festive Under Protest Tote Bag | Sarcastic Christmas

Festive Under Protest Tote Bag | Sarcastic Christmas

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🚚 Free US shipping on $35+ · printed to order, ships in 2–5 business days

Buy any 3, save 15% at checkout. Nurse Week, new grads, the whole night shift, or just you three times.

For you, or your work bestie. Every design is written for one specific person, not a generic gift aisle.

A sturdy cotton canvas tote printed with a cheeky holiday message — “FESTIVE” in bold type with a string of colorful lights above and the handwritten-style line “under protest” below. The heavy 12 oz fabric and flat-corner construction give the bag structure that holds its shape while the long, reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder. Natural or black canvas keeps the look simple and versatile, letting the witty design stand out at markets, marches, or neighborhood errands. It carries groceries, protest signs, or a stack of winter reads with equal confidence, and its sewn-in label and durable stitching mean this tote will be part of your seasonal rotation for years. Product features - 100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz (406.9 g/m²) fabric - Flat-corner construction for a structured, slim profile - Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching - Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India - Available in natural and black colors Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry

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Tote: 15" × 16" cotton canvas with 22" handles. Stickers: 2", 3", 4" or 6" on the long side.

Fabric & care

Crewneck: Gildan 18000, 50/50 cotton-poly 8 oz fleece. Hoodie: Gildan 18500, same fleece with a double-lined hood. Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001, 100% airlume cotton (heathers blended).

Wash cold inside out, tumble low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Shipping & returns

Everything is printed to order in the USA and ships in 2–5 business days, then 2–5 days in transit. US orders over $35 ship free.

Wrong size? Message us within 30 days and we'll sort it out. Misprints and damage are replaced free, just send a photo.

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Free US shipping $35+

One sweatshirt gets you there.

Printed to order in the USA

Ships in 2–5 business days.

Buy any 3, save 15%

Automatic at checkout. Crews, grads, Nurse Week.

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