Festive Under Protest Hoodie | Sarcastic Christmas

Soft, substantial, and a little bit cheeky — this hoodie blends cozy winter warmth with a wink of dissent. The clean white cotton-poly fleece holds bold, high-contrast lettering across the chest: “FESTIVE” in strong black type with “under protest” in a smaller red script beneath. The roomy hood, color-matched drawcord, and kangaroo pouch create an easy, lived-in silhouette that feels like a trusted layer for chilly days, late-night marches, or low-key holiday gatherings. Wear it when you want to keep warm without hiding your point of view. The midweight fabric and thoughtful construction — double-lined hood, tear-away label, and tubular knit — make it comfortable against the skin and durable wash after wash. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece for warmth and print clarity - Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit - Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style - Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and hold essentials - DTF/DTG printed chest and optional embroidery placements available Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed