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Festive Under Protest Tee | Sarcastic Christmas

Festive Under Protest Tee | Sarcastic Christmas

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🚚 Free US shipping on $35+ · printed to order, ships in 2–5 business days

Buy any 3, save 15% at checkout. Nurse Week, new grads, the whole night shift, or just you three times.

For you, or your work bestie. Every design is written for one specific person, not a generic gift aisle.

A soft, breathable tee that wears like your favorite go-to and speaks with a wink. “Festive under protest” sits bold across the chest beneath a string of tiny holiday lights — a dry, playful take on seasonal cheer for people who show up but keep their edge. The lightweight Airlume combed cotton feels cool against the skin and layers easily under jackets or flannels. Finished with a ribbed crew neck, side seams for shape retention, shoulder tape for durability, and a tear-away label for comfort. Responsibly made and REACH certified, this shirt blends everyday comfort with a smart, slightly sarcastic holiday statement. Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort - Side seams and ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting shape and a neat neckline - Shoulder tape for reinforced shoulders and reduced stretching - Tear-away label for itch-free wear; REACH certified and responsibly produced - Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed front and sleeve artwork Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean

Size chart

Bella+Canvas 3001 · unisex, soft and light. Measurements in inches, laid flat.

SizeXSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Chest (across)16.518202224262830
Length2728293031323334

Runs true to size with a slim-ish unisex cut. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Fabric & care

Crewneck: Gildan 18000, 50/50 cotton-poly 8 oz fleece. Hoodie: Gildan 18500, same fleece with a double-lined hood. Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001, 100% airlume cotton (heathers blended).

Wash cold inside out, tumble low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Shipping & returns

Everything is printed to order in the USA and ships in 2–5 business days, then 2–5 days in transit. US orders over $35 ship free.

Wrong size? Message us within 30 days and we'll sort it out. Misprints and damage are replaced free, just send a photo.

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Free US shipping $35+

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Printed to order in the USA

Ships in 2–5 business days.

Buy any 3, save 15%

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